Because LACK is an IKEA table model dealie. Never mind. I still hate drawing hands. But, on the bright side, Alex is still smexy suggestively nakies. And apparently, easily takes the suggestion of being naked for IKEVA furniture assembly. Not sure what a SPELORK or a GAYTURF is.
Sorry to have strategically placed furniture parts, but I do still run a mature comic and not an X-rated one.